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A Guide To Sex For Virgins_86

Messagepar qiangggg » Sam 09 Jan 2010 06:10

A Guide To Sex For Virgins




As a young, modern virgin of the nineties, you no doubt have many
questions concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this
sensitive and frank "question and answer" format, noted sex
therapist Dr Ruth explains everything you`ve ever wondered about.

Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question,
Cialissince every virgin probably has
a different ideal of what their own personal Prince Charming
should act and look like. However, when it comes to finding Mr
Right, I can give you a good suggestion on where to start - and
that`s in a bar. That`s right, go to a bar... preferably the kind
that smells of stale beer and lots of men crowded around watching
a sports event on television. Pick a man that looks interesting -
it`s best to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys" in designer
clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick
somebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly.
Boldly approach him, offer to buy him a few beers, then invite
him back to your place. He`ll advise you from there.

Q: How do I know if I found Mr. Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there`s no sure way to tell. Therefore, I
suggest you try out many different kinds of men and many
different kinds of bars.

Q: Do men like aggressive virgins?
A: Definitely. Although they don`t admit it, men are often shy -
so it`s up to you to be bold. In addition to bars, don`t be
afraid to approach men on street corners, in restaurants, and
even in restrooms. Break the ice with simple "hello" followed by
an offer to buy them dinner, drinks, or even an expensive gift.
Then invite them to back to your place.

Q: What if a man`s married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable
experience a married man possesses, without being tied down by
any sort of commitment.

Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you`re a woman and find
yourself pregnant. Ask him how he feels about his wife and
family. If he says his wife doesn`t understand him and he`s
thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue your
relationship, secure in the knowledge that he`ll soon make good
his promise. Married men rarely lie about such important matters.
Q: How do I know if I`m ready for sex ?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He`ll know when the time is right. When it
comes to love and sex, experienced men are much more responsible,
since they`re not confused emotionally as virgins. It`s a proven
fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without
question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things
that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don`t feel
ashamed or embarrassed. After your man has finished making love,
he`ll have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, and go out
with his friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such
as going out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of
consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few personal
thoughts with his buddies. Don`t feel left out - while he`s gone
you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleaning his
apartment, or perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive
gift. He`ll come back when he`s ready.

Q: What is "Afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish
his manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important
activities for you to do after the lovemaking. This includes
lighting his cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing
him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out
and buy him an expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many virgins believe that quality, not quantity,
is important, studies show this is simply not true. The average
erect male penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer
than that is extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover`s
sexual organ is seven centimeters or over, you should go down on
your knees and thank your lucky stars and do everything possible
to please him, such as doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment
and buying him an expensive gift.

Q: What about the orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There`s no such thing. It`s a myth.

Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust
experienced men or something? Instead, prove how much you care
for your boyfriend by going out and buying him an expensive gift.
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Computer Genders_6

Messagepar qiangggg » Sam 09 Jan 2010 08:32

Computer Genders




A college professor, who was previously in the Navy, was very aware that ships are addressed as,
Motivator "she" and "her." He often wondered what gender computers should be addressed. To answer that question, he set up two groups of computer experts.

The first was comprised of women and the second of men. Each group was asked to recommend whether computers should be referred to in the feminine gender, or the masculine gender. They were asked to give four reasons for their recommendation.

The group of women reported that the computers should be masculine because:

In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
They have tons of data, but are still clueless.
They are suppossed to help you solve problems, but half the
they are the problem.
As soon as you commit to one, you realize that, if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better more powerful model.
The men, on the other hand, concluded that computers should be feminine because:

No one but the Lord God Himself understands their logic.
The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
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